Do You Trust Your Local Meat Dealer?

Do you trust your local meat dealer? Heck, do you even know your local meat dealer? If you are like me, you don't know him, and you damn sure don't trust him. Which brings me to my concern:


The thoughts this brings to my mind are horrifying. To think, all a terrorist operation would have to do would be to operate several local meat merchants, and then they would have all the explosives they need. This is why I am calling on all Americans to be sure and dispose of their waste fats the American way: yourself. Don't let anything get between you and your waste fats - especially not some shifty-eyed meat dealer.